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1) I will NOT get bad luck, lose my friends, or lose my mailing lists if I DON'T forward an email!
2) I
will NOT hear any music or see a taco dog, if I do forward
an e-mail.
3) Bill Gates is NOT going to send me money,
Victoria Secret doesn't know anything about a gift certificate they're
supposed to send me.
4) Ford will NOT give me a 50% discount even
if I forward my e-mail to more than 50 people!
5) I will
NEVER receive gift certificates, coupons, or freebies from Coca Cola,
Cracker Barrel, Old Navy, or anyone else if I send an
e-mail to 10 people.
6) I will NEVER see a pop-up
window if I forward an e-mail ...
NEVER --NEVER !!
7) There
is NO SUCH THING as an e-mail tracking program, and I am not STUPID enough
to think that someone will send me $100 for forwarding an e-mail to 10
or more people!
8) There is NO kid with cancer through the Make-a-Wish program
in England
collecting anything! He did when he was 7 years old. He
is now cancer free and 35 years old and DOESN'T WANT ANY MORE
POST CARDS, or GET-WELL CARDS.
9) The government does not have
a bill in Congress called 901B (or whatever they named it this week) that, if
passed, will enable them to charge us 5 cents for every e-mail we
send.
10) There will be NO cool dancing, singing, waving,
colorful flowers, characters, or program that I will receive immediately
after I forward an e-mail. NONE, ZIP, ZERO,
NADA!!
11) The American Red Cross will NOT donate 50 cents to
certain individual dying of some never-heard-of disease for every
e-mail address I send this to. The American Red Cross RECEIVES
donations.
12) And finally, I WILL NOT let others guilt me into
sending things by telling me I am not their friend or that I don't
believe in Jesus Christ.
If God wants to send me a message, I
believe the bushes in my yard will burn before He picks up a PC to pass it
on!
Now, repeat this to yourself ( We don't want other people thinking that you are talking to yourself) until you have it memorized. "Oh, alright ! Go on and send it along to every one you know. Sure it will not make you rich, but all your friends will know you thought about them. It is so important to let our friends and loved ones know we care. You might be the only person that can lift a person up at a low point in their life.
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