THIS IS YOUR HISTORY LESSON FOR THIS YEAR
In the heyday of sailing
ships, all war ships and many freighters
carried iron cannons. Those cannon
fired round iron cannon balls. It was
necessary to keep a good supply near
the cannon, but prevent them from
rolling about the deck. The best storage
method devised was a
square-based pyramid with one ball on top, resting on
four resting on
nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of thirty
cannon balls
could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There
was only
one problem - how to
prevent the bottom layer from
sliding/rolling from under the others.
The solution was a metal plate
called a, "Monkey," with sixteen round
indentations. If this plate
was
made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to
the
rusting problem was
to make,
"Brass Monkeys." Few landlubbers realize that
brass contracts much more
and much faster than iron when chilled.
Consequently, when the temperature
dropped too far, the
brass indentations
would shrink so much
that the cannon balls would come right off the
monkey.
Thus, it was quite literally, "Cold enough to freeze the balls
off a brass
monkey!"
{And all this time, you have had dirty thoughts, haven't you?}
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